Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

Meandering to a different drummer. Never say

If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba the Hut?

Too many freaks, not enough circuses What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull<BR>

Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

My Designated Driver Drove Me to Drink HONK IF ANYTHING FALLS OFF Feel safe tonight ...Sleep with a cop

If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...

Do they ever shut up on your planet? Whisper my favorite words:

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.<BR>

HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS...STILL DIES I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.

I'm too big to fail! Where's my bailout? The buck doesn't even slow down here.

If you can read read this, my cloaking device isn't working

<<<Clowns Jokers>>> In dog years, I'm dead!

Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.