The new Madonna salad comes without dressing

I can handle pain, until it hurts. Bad Spellers of the World Untie!

Does 'Anal Retentive' have a hyphen?

Visualize Whirled Peas The real crime in the streets is the price of new cars

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar Thank you for not minding my business. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.

Reality is a figment of your imagination. Money can't buy love, but it sure gives you a good bargaining position.

I'm objective!  I object to everything.

Don't follow me. I'm lost too. I respect your opinion. Just don't want to hear it!

If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.

I doubt, therefore I might be. Back Off! I'm a Postal Worker

Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?