Live teddy bears are best! Nothing is illegal... until you get caught.

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

Some men are fools.  Others are bachelors. Save energy.  Be apathetic. Stop Plate Techtonics!

Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.

The ultimate reason is 'because' Abandon the search for truth.  Settle for a good fantasy.

It looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.

If there were no such thing as bears, what kind of hugs would we give? The world is coming to an end.  Please log off.

Consider yourself hugged.  Just take a cold shower and sleep it off.

Avoid reality at all costs. It's only a game until you lose.

Recycle grass.  Feed a horse. Life's a bitch, then you divorce one. Beer contains vitamin P

Lead me not into temptation.  I can find it myself.

Heavily medicated for your safety. I am not a bum. My wife works!.

I'm looking for the right pedestrian to run over.

Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex