Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy. God must love stupid people, he made so many.

If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute? Wanted:  Meaningful overnight relationship.

Prevent inbreeding:  ban country music.

The sex was so good, even the neighbors had a cigarette. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Keep honking, I'm reloading!

I must be getting old.  My sex drive has turned into a putt. My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

100,000 Sperm and YOU were the fastest?

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets..

Honk if you want to see my finger.

Grow your own dope.  Plant a man. You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.

Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

National Spellling Bee Runer-Up The Moral Majority is neither.

I'm still a hot babe, but now it it comes in flashes.

BEER  Making women look better for centuries I'm 33 1/3 RPM in an iPod world.