Some days you're the dog... Some days you're the hydrant

Bottomless pit of needs & wants Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

If you think the car is dirty, you should spend a night with the driver I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

Remember: The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.

A PBS mind in an MTV world Allow me to introduce my selves Adult child of alien invaders

Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. And which dwarf are you?

It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.<BR>

SO MANY PEDESTRIANS SO LITTLE TIME Government doesn't work.  Please return my taxes.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

I like cats too.  Let's exchange recipes If you're against logging, try wiping your butt with plastic

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

In the fudge of my family, I'm one of the nuts! Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.