If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

Let me show you how the guards used to do it. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?.

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.

Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

A woman's favorite position is CEO. I refuse to star in your psychodrama. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Impotence: Nature's way of saying

I plead contemporary insanity. Is it time for your medication or mine?

Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends<BR>

Boldly going nowhere Don't be sexist - broads hate that!

GUYS: No shirt, no service.  GALS: No shirt, no charge.

got work? If you're stupid and you know it, honk your horn

RETIRED.  I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today

Without ME, it's just AWESO. Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.<BR>